Indiana State Police (ISP) say that they pulled over a dump truck yesterday after noticing that it was spilling an unknown substance on the highway — only to learn that unknown substance was human poop.
According to a Tweet from rising social media star ISP Sgt. Stephen Wheeles:
“Today, troopers responded to US 50 near Brownstown after a dump truck with an unsecured gate dumped processed human waste on a 3/4 mile stretch of the roadway. Traffic was slowed briefly and the company cleaned up the lost load. The product was deemed environmentally safe.”